Ray Rosas Facts

  • Ray Rosas can still collect 200 dollars without passing GO!
  • Ray Rosas never lets the fear of striking out keep him from playing the game.
  • Ray Rosas always keeps it fresh.
  • Ray Rosas does talk about Fight Club.

  • Ray Rosas sweeps the leg.
  • Ray Rosas once opened a fortune cookie and found two fortunes in it.
  • Ray Rosa hates Butterfinger candy bars because they get stuck in his teeth.

  • Ray Rosas doubts El Dandy
  • 83% of the people that Ray Rosas meets won't like at him at first. And over 62% of his friends will hate him at one point or another.
  • When Ray Rosas wants to make Lucha Machine mad, Ray calls him a luchador.
  • Ray Rosas is Latino but can't speak one word of spanish.
  • Ray Rosas once killed two flys at once by hitting them both with a steel, folding chair at the same time.
  • Ray Rosas thrives on nonsense.
  • Ray Rosas HATES getting a farmer's tan! But he doesn't have any problem with farmers.